Always Read the Label

'Tis the season for vendors to pass out gift baskets and 'tis also the season for co-workers to share their loot. This morning my co-worker (knowing my love for energy drinks) gave me this out of one of his goody baskets.

I was very excited because I hadn't had any coffee yet this morning and was really needing a little extra pick me up. But I hadn't ever seen this particular type of energy drink before so I was looking at it to see what it was and something didn't seem quite right to me. So I turned it over to read the back.

yah. That's right.

It's sparkling white wine.

I don't even want to know how I would have explained that one.