Texicalifornahoan

There are Labradoodles, Cockapoos and Puggles. Designer hybrids are the hip new cool trendy thing, right?

Soooooo in my effort to stay hip and with it, here is what I would prefer to be called from now on.

Until February, I shall be a Californahoan. (Californian + Idahoan)

After February, I shall become a Texicalifornahoan. (Texan + Californian + Idahoan)

What are you?